My Job Title

I kind of wondered why the pre-registration asked for a job title. I didn't think of a conference directory and if I had thought of it, I would not have thought anyone would read it. Putting "Limericist" was meant as an in-joke between me and whoever did the data entry. A limericist is someone who writes limericks.

So, for Pam Hayes of Valley Light Industries who insisted on Monday I bring her a limerick on Tuesday and never showed up to receive it:

When charlatans are all about
Let your heart be untroubled with doubt.
You still can seem saintly
By just hinting faintly
You found one not in the room out.